Signs that your spouse isn't into SEX
Over time, it has come to my attention that there's all sorts of different kinds of sex. Now in my 22 years of marriage I've not known any of these various variations on sex. I think that a good indication that you're married to a low libido or sex averse partner if they've rejected or shown no interest in most of these.
Vacation sex
Make-up sex
Kitchen sex / whole house sex
Car sex
On the sly sex/secret sex
Stealth (silent) sex
Office sex
Restroom sex
Guest room sex/parents house sex
Sex at someone else's house during a party
Mile high sex
Outdoor sex
Hot tub sex
Middle of the night sex
Good morning sex/wake up sex
Departmet store/dressing room sex
Stay in bed for 24 hours and have sex more times than you can count sex
Have I forgotten one (or more) of the classics, let me know.
posted by James at 8:18 PM
1 Comments:
I know which one you forgot.....
Middle of the week sex.
For if they have to have sex it's only going to be on the weekend. For they are not about to waste their energy on sex when it's needed for other stuff during the week, even if you DO not only get the kids but also yourself to bed EARLY!
Oh, and:
Shower Sex
-they'll make up some excuse, or say it's not comfortable, or some fear about getting stuck together due to the water....
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